Meanwhile, for better or even worse, he’s become a type or sort of inescapable pop-culture staple.

Meanwhile, for better or even worse, he’s become a type or sort of inescapable pop-culture staple.

He’s huge on Twitter, where he’s an recognized modern-day master for the lowbrow bon mot, having amassed a fan base of 2,919,691 souls who hold on their every “My mouth could be the Don King of my penis” and “I thought I experienced to fart however it proved it absolutely was simply a poop.” He’s everywhere when you look at the gossip press, frequently associated with celebrity ex-girlfriends, the being that is last Aniston, whom used Minka Kelly, whom implemented Jessica Simpson, etc. And each time he views a paparazzi, he can’t assist himself, he’s got to act away; simply one other time, he and their buddy the well-known lesbian Samantha Ronson involved in a little bit of hot up-against-the-wall-oral-sex silliness for the cameras. Actually nutrients.

He believes about this constantly. He speaks about any of it endlessly. He desires a gf, a genuine life-partner gf. It’s been a time that is long. Plus it’s simply not taking place.

“All I would like to do now could be fuck the girls I’ve currently fucked, in them, and they’re going, ‘But you’re John Mayer! because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested’ So I’m going backwards to maneuver forward.